ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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