Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
