I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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