WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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