this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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