My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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