the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
wow bdsm is so cute
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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