why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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