he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just had sex on a roof
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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