i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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