windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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