I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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