real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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