We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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