Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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