If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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