sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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