Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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