Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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