i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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