i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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