You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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