Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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