i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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