he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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