Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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