What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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