That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She bit a glass in half.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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