pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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