his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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