so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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