so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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