SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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