can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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