and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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