she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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