GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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