Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he shaved USA in his pubs
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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