come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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