i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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