Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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