Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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