508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I AM VODKA MAN
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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