dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize