Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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