Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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