Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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