i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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