her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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