K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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