ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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