Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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