Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
