people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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So squirting runs in the family.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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